TEXAS COMEDIANS

Looking for a comedian to perform for your Texas-based event? Let Pro Comedians help you hire one of our hilarious Texas comedians. Whether your event is in Houston, San Antonio, Dallas, Austin, Fort Worth, El Paso, Arlington, Corpus Christi or Plano, we’ve got the funniest comedians available.


SAM GRIESBAUM

SAM GRIESBAUM

Sam Griesbaum is a professional entertainer and a likeable funnyman of immense talent. Combine the sarcasm of George Carlin with the rubber-faced antics of Jonathan Winters, throw in a dash of Bill Cosby for good measure and you have Sam Griesbaum.

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TOM CLARK

TOM CLARK

Tom Clark is the boy next door...if you lived next door to an insane asylum. Whether it's his off-kilter observations, his knack for spontaneous crowd interaction, or his unusual physical comedy, Clark's act has a little something for everyone.

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KAREN RONTOWSKI

KAREN RONTOWSKI

From her network debut on The Late Show with David Letterman to Comedy Central and Comics Unleashed, Karen's show is getting great reviews!

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GREG SCHWEM

GREG SCHWEM

The Chicago Tribune recently proclaimed Greg Schwem “king of the hill in the growing world of corporate comedy."

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ERIC O'SHEA

ERIC O'SHEA

Want a clean show for your event that consistently gets standing ovations and leaves you wanting more? Here it is!

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GREG HAHN

GREG HAHN

Greg Hahn has appeared on Late Night With Conan Obrien, Comedy Central, ABC, CBS, FOX  and is a favorite on the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom Radio Show.

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PATTI VASQUEZ

PATTI VASQUEZ

Funny happens. And it always happens when comedian Patti Vasquez is around. You don’t have to take our word for it either. Lewis Black says, "Patti is simply marvelous."

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GREG WARREN

GREG WARREN

Greg Warren, most recently seen on Comedy Central Presents, The Late Late Show and Last Comic Standing, has been building a strong fan base around the country with his act inspired by stories from his Midwestern upbringing.

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TOM RYAN

TOM RYAN

Tom Ryan headlines corporate events, comedy clubs and everything in between. He’s made two appearances on the Late Show with David Letterman.

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ROCKY LAPORTE

ROCKY LAPORTE

With his unmistakable accent and his hilarious yet endearing delivery, comedian Rocky Laporte is becoming more well-known by the day.

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TIM CAVANAGH

TIM CAVANAGH

Tim Cavanagh puts together a truly unique comedy show, including customized material written just for your group, funny songs, lots of jokes, playful audience interaction, and over $7 in prizes!

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DAN DEIBERT

DAN DEIBERT

If Dan Deibert looks familiar, it could be because he’s been performing stand up comedy for over 20 years, and has performed in nearly every state.

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The comedians featured here may be from Texas or are available for travel to Texas. If you don't see your favorite Texas comedian here, let us know.