ILLINOIS COMEDIANS

illinois comedians for hire! Let Pro Comedians book one of our talented Illinois comedians for your event. From corporate events to holiday parties, awards ceremonies to fundraisers, banquets to reunions, we’ve got the funniest comedians in Illinois for any event and virtually any budget.


TIM CAVANAGH

TIM CAVANAGH

Tim Cavanagh puts together a truly unique comedy show, including customized material written just for your group, funny songs, lots of jokes, playful audience interaction, and over $7 in prizes!

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PATTI VASQUEZ

PATTI VASQUEZ

Funny happens. And it always happens when comedian Patti Vasquez is around. You don’t have to take our word for it either. Lewis Black says, "Patti is simply marvelous."

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MIKE TOOMEY

MIKE TOOMEY

The Chicago Tribune calls Mike, "One of the funniest and most talented performers to ever work in Chicago."

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GREG SCHWEM

GREG SCHWEM

The Chicago Tribune recently proclaimed Greg Schwem “king of the hill in the growing world of corporate comedy."

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ROCKY LAPORTE

ROCKY LAPORTE

With his unmistakable accent and his hilarious yet endearing delivery, comedian Rocky Laporte is becoming more well-known by the day.

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REX HAVENS

REX HAVENS

Rex Havens takes the very heart of the world around each of us, applies his own gentle combination of logic, bemusement and insanity, and offers it back to his audience in a way that is engaging, thoughtful and hilarious.

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FRED KLETT

FRED KLETT

Fred Klett is famous for – and critically acclaimed because of – his clean humor.

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PAUL FRISBIE

PAUL FRISBIE

"Paul Frisbie is a funny guy, even when he's not performing." – The Chicago Tribune

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KAREN RONTOWSKI

KAREN RONTOWSKI

From her network debut on The Late Show with David Letterman to Comedy Central and Comics Unleashed, Karen's show is getting great reviews!

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DAVID CROWE

DAVID CROWE

David Crowe is a 20-year veteran of the comedy stage. After winning both the Seattle and San Francisco Comedy Competitions, then performing for a US President the same year, his career took off and has never stopped.

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MIKE MERCURY

MIKE MERCURY

Mike Mercury is a stand-up comedian, television host, writer and actor. (We could’ve added some other titles but after seeing those four in print, he’s already very impressed with himself.)

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JOHNNY BEEHNER

JOHNNY BEEHNER

With a name like Beehner, one can either resign to be the butt of other people’s jokes or write their own. The hilarious Johnny Beehner chose the latter.

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The comedians featured here may be from Illinois or are available for travel to Illinois. If you don't see your favorite Illinois comedian here, let us know.